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April 19, 2006
From Our Home Office in Hacksville, Long Island: Top Ten Daily Show with Jon Stewart On-Air Graphics About the Resignation of Scott McClellan

10. Scott'ched 9. McClellan/Departney 8. Don't Look Flack 7. Too Meek's Notice 6. Mild and Out 5. Something, Something, Jewish Joke Here TK 4. Spun Out 3. F'd Scott 2. Scott Bye-O! 1. Best Week Ever

Carnac Says: "You will do a segment about Hu Jintao's dinner with Bill Gates using the headline Guess Hu's Coming to Dinner. Myaaaaw... May your jokes be ghosted by Andy Borowitz!"
Old Issue

April 11, 2006
We Hear... Bill Clinton Can't Resist a Camera









We’ve received these pictures before and sort of ignored them. But they showed up today, and have newfound relevantacity. If the emailer from a right wing-aligned media organization close to the story is to be believed—and frankly, there’s no particular reason to believe it, but why not?—that’s Clinton, with his arm around pretty much everyone he meets. Insert your own politically-motivated, disgraced journalist-coddling jokes here.
April 6, 2006
Happy Huh? Day
It's Thursday? What happened? I thought it was Wednesday.
April 4, 2006
Sesame Seeds: Because Lifestyle Begins At Conception

From Sesame Workshop and Experts from Less Than Zero: Sesame Seeds, a fun, new way to give your fetus the ultimate head start.
Related: Sesame Street Videos Spark Controversy, by David Crary, Associated Press, April 4, 2006.
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Make our "team" part of your "team"
Jean-Paul
Tremblay written-ed, directed and co-produced a bunch of so-called "comedy" and "video" content, sings better songs than New Zealanders, and preps food for Padma Lakshmi. Repped by John Herndon at Grape Dope Entertainment. Thrill jockey!
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Matt
Haber has written for The New York Times, Esquire,
and The New York Observer. He is not allergic to pet dander
and can do "ethnic" accents if the part calls for it. He is repped
by Candy Addams at Entertainment 4-Every-1. Feeling
special?
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Sienna Miller starred in Alfie, Layer Cake, and Factory Girl. So, so hot! And so, so scandalous! She most recently shined in Interview, and she's repped by Dallas Smith at PFD. Damn, she's fine. (Except for her appearance in Casanova...shudder.)
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Guy Cimbalo is
so cute! Yes, he is. Who's a cute little Guy? You are, you are!
Guy also appears in the upcoming Siberia doc and is repped by Jeff Kwatinetz at
The Firm. Rowr!
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What "They" Say About "Us"
"Humor so black you're afraid to laugh." - Playboy
"Low Culture gets more mileage out of headlines and photo
captions than most blogs get out of endless pages of text." -
The Week
"No irony slips past Low Culture." -
Daniel Radosh
"what's happened to this site? it used to be one of my favorites.
now there are never new posts and when there are it's bloodied
and dismembered dead bodies... grave, indeed." - Some Guy Named
Tim
"I don't get it." - Some Person Calling Him-/Herself "Cubeoid"
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