December 6, 2005
This holiday season -- I mean, Christmastime -- all I want is a constituency with whom I can speak comfortably
An actual quote from our actual president at yesterday's White House Children's Holiday Reception:
"This is Laura; I'm George W. We hope you've had some fun here. I hope nobody pinched Rudolph on the nose. Nobody did? That's good. Rudolph is happy about that, too."
Because it's a novel endeavor to imply that President Bush is a sub-literate imbecile, get it? That's the essence of easy laughter.
Just ask top-tier comedy writers everywhere!
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