October 21, 2004
We thank you for dutifully informing us of the past 24 hours' noteworthy injuries

Prince Harry? M'led! Crikey, the young lad was totally gutted about the face with a camera amidst some fracas with photogs!
("Prince Harry in nightclub scuffle", BBC News, October 21, 2004)

Fidel Castro? Yeah, he was hurt, too. Tripped and fell, and broke some bones. Hope he gets better!
("Castro Says He May Have Broken Bones", Associated Press, October 21, 2004)

Iraqi airline workers? Yep, 14 women were wounded, and one killed, when those troublesome insurgents opened fire on a bus carrying the women and, like, shot them and shit. The guns were totally fucking blazing, I bet.
("Iraqi air employees attacked", Associated Press, October 21, 2004)

Oh, and while we're on the subject, what are Prince Harry's thoughts on the American and British occupation of Iraq? He's never been as good-looking as his older brother, so I'd wager he's got this younger-child syndrome, and is all, "Wah wah, Iraq distracted us from Afghanistan."

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