February 25, 2004
Other Recently Proposed Constitutional Amendments

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Dogs Constitutionally- recognized as better than cats

No more special treatment for Hershey's Special Dark Chocolate

Paul made the Constitutionally- recognized best Beatle

Infield Fly Rule unilaterally banned

Lefties to be forced to become righties, or be burned at the stake

Discussions about the weather in elevators no longer protected by First Amendment

Super intelligent robots, should they be invented, never to be endowed with human emotions under penalty of being unplugged

Posted in a Grave, Satirical fashion.

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jean-paul tremblayJean-Paul Tremblay written-ed, directed and co-produced a bunch of so-called "comedy" and "video" content, sings better songs than New Zealanders, and preps food for Padma Lakshmi. Repped by John Herndon at Grape Dope Entertainment. Thrill jockey!
matt haberMatt Haber has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and The New York Observer. He is not allergic to pet dander and can do "ethnic" accents if the part calls for it. He is repped by Candy Addams at Entertainment 4-Every-1. Feeling special?
Sienna Miller starred in Alfie, Layer Cake, and Factory Girl. So, so hot! And so, so scandalous! She most recently shined in Interview, and she's repped by Dallas Smith at PFD. Damn, she's fine. (Except for her appearance in Casanova...shudder.)
Guy Cimbalo is so cute! Yes, he is. Who's a cute little Guy? You are, you are! Guy also appears in the upcoming Siberia doc and is repped by Jeff Kwatinetz at The Firm. Rowr!
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