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February 25, 2004
Man on the Cross Street (Passion Survey #1)
We interviewed a completely random selection of movie goers exiting the 12PM screening of The Passion of the Christ at the Jerusalem Multiplex 16 to get their opinions on this controversial film.
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"I found it hard to watch... for obvious reasons. What did I ever do to Mel Gibson?" |
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"Um, it didn't end that way. I came back, you know." |
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"Me? I don't really remember much of the film. I tried to buy a diet Coke before it started, and they were all charging $4.50, and I'm all, 'Fuck that!' and got this free cup of tap water instead, which I immediately turned into el vino and promptly got wasted off my ass, sitting in the back of the theater...Jerusalem in the hoooouuuuuse!" |
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"The third act...was excruciating. It was painful to watch, outright unbearable." |
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"I liked the first half hour. The rest reminded me of stuff I'd rather forget." |
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"I hate to quibble since he got so much right. But Roman Soldier #6 wasn't such a jerk to me. He actually gave me a stick of gum, which was nice." |
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"Pshaw! Like I ever knew a girl as hot as Monica Bellucci!" |
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"I didn't get to see the film...they had a 'No Pets' policy in the theater. They wanted me to sacrifice my lamb's movie going experience, and I said, 'No!...C'mon, he's not so baaaaaaaaaaaad.' Ha! Get it? I make jokes sometimes, you know." |
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Make our "team" part of your "team"
 Jean-Paul
Tremblay written-ed, directed and co-produced a bunch of so-called "comedy" and "video" content, sings better songs than New Zealanders, and preps food for Padma Lakshmi. Repped by John Herndon at Grape Dope Entertainment. Thrill jockey!
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 Matt
Haber has written for The New York Times, Esquire,
and The New York Observer. He is not allergic to pet dander
and can do "ethnic" accents if the part calls for it. He is repped
by Candy Addams at Entertainment 4-Every-1. Feeling
special?
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 Sienna Miller starred in Alfie, Layer Cake, and Factory Girl. So, so hot! And so, so scandalous! She most recently shined in Interview, and she's repped by Dallas Smith at PFD. Damn, she's fine. (Except for her appearance in Casanova...shudder.)
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 Guy Cimbalo is
so cute! Yes, he is. Who's a cute little Guy? You are, you are!
Guy also appears in the upcoming Siberia doc and is repped by Jeff Kwatinetz at
The Firm. Rowr!
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What "They" Say About "Us"
"Humor so black you're afraid to laugh." - Playboy
"Low Culture gets more mileage out of headlines and photo
captions than most blogs get out of endless pages of text." -
The Week
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Daniel Radosh
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now there are never new posts and when there are it's bloodied
and dismembered dead bodies... grave, indeed." - Some Guy Named
Tim
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