February 4, 2004
How to steal someone else's husband after 35 using what I learned editing the Harvard Business Review

Suzy and Jack: Rich and beautiful. (Not necessarily in that order.)

Welch Makes Another Major Book Deal by Hugo Lindgren

Armed with a proposal that ran just two and a half pages, John F. Welch Jr., the former chairman of General Electric, sold the world rights yesterday for a how-to business manual to HarperCollins, a unit of the News Corporation, for an estimated $4 million.
Suzy Wetlaufer, Mr. Welch's fiance and a former editor of The Harvard Business Review, will help him write the book. "We have a lot going on," Mr. Welch, 68, said. "We've got my greasy fingernails and her brains."

Doesn't this book already exists? Wasn't it called Find a Husband After 35 Using What I Learned at Harvard Business School. And it was written by Rachel Greenwald?

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