November 14, 2003
The Paris Review

parisfrenchie.gifThis message is intended for FOX Entertainment President, Gail Berman, but you can read it, too.
Why on earth isn't FOX condemning Paris Hilton and distancing itself from her like they did when it was revealed that "Frenchie" Davis, of American Idol had posed topless (and masturbated) for a porn site called Daddy's Little Girls? (No link here, you can find it yourself.) If an over-weight Black girl with an amazing singing voice does some softcore to make some money, she's a whore. But if a white, spoiled, anorectic cave bitch who's never had a job in her life allegedly appears in ten hardcore tapes, she's just a lovable wild child, someone who needs to learn about The Simple Life?
Talk about hypocrisy!

And don't tell me there's a difference because Paris never got paid for her dirty work: Sarah Kozer got paid for her foot fetish films, yet she was still a finalist on Joe Millionaire. (As did Kozer's suitor, the similarly hotel-product-placement named Evan Marriott for his softcore early work.) So, Gail: these untalented white people can do porn and demi-porn and still appear on your air but Frenchie couldn't? Try explaining that to Bernie Mac at the FOX Christmas party this year.

Posted in a Shallow fashion.

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