October 8, 2003
It's Casanova's History of My Life meets DSM IV

woody.jpgThis just in from the public interest journalists at Page Six: Woody Allen is shopping his memoirs to publishers . According to suspiciously unnamed "publishing sources," the book "will lay open the secrets of his affairs with Louise Lasser, Diane Keaton, Mia Farrow and his current wife, Soon Yi." (Not exactly the most alluring list, but you work with what ya' got.)
Great! Just what we need. More shitty writing wavering violently between self-aggrandizement and self-pity, intellectual name-dropping, pathetic rehashing of jokes that were funny 30 years ago, glorifying of a lost social-climbing New York lifestyle, and a naked grab for immortality. Basically, his last 10 movies only without the pretty young things for eye candy. Can't wait!
Besides, didn't Woody already write a book called Getting Even? Maybe this one should be called Without Morals.

50 Dollar bet: Blurb from David Remnick.

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