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March 14, 2005
Everyone Says "Yah Crazy!" (Or, Welcome to the Annie Hall of Mirrors)
 | Seth Green as Joe, Radio Days.
Physical Appearance: Tiny, boyish
Physical resemblance to director: High.
Demeanor: Nervous, fearful of women.
Personality resemblance to director: High. |
 | John Cusack as David Shayne, Bullets Over Broadway.
Physical Appearance: Bespectacled, stubbled, handsome.
Physical resemblance to director: None.
Demeanor: Nervous, condescending to women.
Personality resemblance to director: High. |
 | Edward Norton as Holden Spence, Everyone Says I Love You.
Physical Appearance: Slight, thinning hair, poorly dressed.
Physical resemblance to director: High.
Demeanor: Nervous, condescending to women.
Personality resemblance to director: High. |
 | Kenneth Branagh as Lee Simon, Celebrity.
Physical Appearance: Bearded, handsome, given to tweeds.
Physical resemblance to director: Moderate.
Demeanor: Nervous, condescending to women.
Personality resemblance to director: High. |
 | Jason Biggs as Jerry Falk, Anything Else.
Physical Appearance: Small, twitchy, unattractive.
Physical resemblance to director: High.
Demeanor: Nervous, condescending to women.
Personality resemblance to director: High. |
 | Will Ferrell as Hobie, Melinda and Melinda.
Physical Appearance: Tall, oddly attractive.
Physical resemblace to director: None.
Demeanor: TBD.
Personality resemblance to director: TBD. |
Other Recent Items of Interest:
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Make our "team" part of your "team"
 Jean-Paul
Tremblay written-ed, directed and co-produced a bunch of so-called "comedy" and "video" content, is notoriously competitive, and nonetheless settles for bottom-tier tokenism. Repped by John Herndon at Grape Dope Entertainment. Thrill jockey!
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 Matt
Haber has written for The New York Times, Esquire,
and The New York Observer. He is not allergic to pet dander
and can do "ethnic" accents if the part calls for it. He is repped
by Candy Addams at Entertainment 4-Every-1. Feeling
special?
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 Guy Cimbalo is
so cute! Yes, he is. Who's a cute little Guy? You are, you are!
Guy's our very own star of stage and screen and is repped by Jeff Kwatinetz at
The Firm. Rowr!
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What "They" Say About "Us"
"Humor so black you're afraid to laugh." - Playboy
"Low Culture gets more mileage out of headlines and photo
captions than most blogs get out of endless pages of text." -
The Week
"No irony slips past Low Culture." -
Daniel Radosh
"what's happened to this site? it used to be one of my favorites.
now there are never new posts and when there are it's bloodied
and dismembered dead bodies... grave, indeed." - Some Guy Named
Tim
"I don't get it." - Some Person Calling Him-/Herself "Cubeoid"
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