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Crooked Letters Flock Together

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“W” at a Saginaw, Michigan campaign rally… The good people who drained your 401(k)
Earlier: We’ve Been Hammering Away at His War Record, But Let’s Not Forget Enron, Okay?

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The Who… Well, You Know

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I know that pointing out the “irony” of The Who releasing an album called The Who Sell Out in 1967 and then selling out their every song to Madison Avenue and Hollywood is about as clever as suggesting that Alanis Morissette misunderstood the meaning of the word “Ironic.” But The Who-ification of commercials, TV, movies, and trailers is starting to get out of control and it’s time to put a stop to it.
Is there a single commercial in production that’s not considering using a Who song? Will we see these song/product synergies in the near future?

  • Fiddle About” to promote Pampers?
  • Behind Blue Eyes” to promote Fresh Look color contacts? (Or does “Eyesight to the Blind” work better?)
  • You Better You Bet” to promote Atlantic City tourism?
  • Tommy Can You Hear Me?” to promote hearing aids?
  • Squeeze Box” to promote laser vaginal rejuvenation surgery?
  • Really, Pete and Roger: We’ve all just “Had Enough.”

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    “Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even,” Muhammad Ali

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    Rumble, Young Man, Rumble: Muhammad Ali defeats the dreaded Sonny Liston
    Just five more days ’till we shake up the world…

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    Jim Rutenberg is Dumb

    There has been a recent rash of pieces by journalists bemoaning the nasty tone of the letters they’ve been receiving from their readers. Personally, I think the real issue here is not that the tone of discourse of people who have traditionally written to journalists has taken a turn for the worse, but rather the convergence of two issues:

    • The Internet makes it very easy to send feedback to journalists.
    • The issues of the day have made many more people than usual take an interest in public affairs.

    Now, I’ll be the first to admit that telling Adam Nagourney that you hope his son gets killed in a Republican war is a pretty nasty thing to say, although I would counter that Adam is a semi-public figure who gets to go on the Charlie Rose Show, and the unfortunate downside of being a semi-public figure is that people might write you really nasty e-mails. But I really have to take issue with today’s piece in the New York Times on the same topic:

    “Most of us now realize that this is a constant conversation, and I think that largely that part of it is good,” said Howard Fineman, chief political correspondent for Newsweek. “Some of the stuff includes very personal and nasty things about people – they go after people’s physical characteristics, they’ll say somebody’s ugly – and you just have to ignore that.”
    Still, he said, “I would be lying if I didn’t say it could be hurtful.”
    […]
    Bob Somerby, a comedian who runs a Web site called The Daily Howler that often accuses the news media of being shallow, lazy, bullied by Republicans and unfairly critical of Democrats, said a more genteel approach would not be effective. (He has referred to this reporter on his Web site as “dumb” and in “over his head” for being blind or turning a blind eye to Republican spin.)

    It’s certainly infantile to call people ugly and dumb when you disagree with their reportage, but I think it’s equally (if not more) infantile to use your privileged position in the paper of record to whine about it. How thin-skinned are these people? Do they go to their mamas and cry whenever the mean bloggers call them names?
    ‘Cause we’ve heard a few things about their mamas, too.

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    Balloon Man

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    Rhys Ifans in Enduring Love and its prequel Danny Deckchair
    Rhys Ifans’ new film, Enduring Love, is a charming sequel to his even charminger Danny Deckchair, in which Mr. Ifans’ relationship with ballooning is further explored. Up next for Mr. Ifans? Maria Full of Grace 2.

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    After having already wrapped up your home state, this is how you alienate swing-state voters and lose Missouri’s 11 electoral votes, jackass

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    RELATED: MISSOURI POLL: Missouri reflects tight race, St. Louis Post-Dispatch, October 26, 2004: “A new poll for the Post-Dispatch shows the race in Missouri tightening. President George W. Bush’s earlier lead has slipped among the state’s voters. But the Democratic challenger, Sen. John Kerry, has so far been unable to close the gap, in part because the poll shows a growing number of Missouri voters view him unfavorably.”
    ALSO RELATED: Red-Faced: Boston wraps up sweep, St. Louis Post-Dispatch, October 26, 2004

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    We’ve Been Hammering Away at his War Record, But Let’s not Forget Enron, okay?

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    Old Friends: Indicted and not yet indicted (r. to l.)
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    April 14, 1997
    Dear Ken:
    One of the sad things about old friends is that they seem to be getting older – just like you!
    55 years old. Wow! That’s really old.
    Thank goodness you have such a young, beautiful wife.
    Laura and I value our friendship with you. Best wishes to Linda, your family, and friends.
    Your younger friend,
    George W. Bush

    When you go to the polls, don’t forget Grandma Millie.

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    Man Underwhelmed

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    Gentle Ben: Man, you don’t look so good.
    You survived Christmas… You collected your Paycheck… But are you ready for Ben Affleck’s next cinematic blast of explosive diarrhea, Man About Town?
    Currently filming in lovely Vancouver, Man also stars Oscar and Nobel Prize nominees Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Amber Valletta, and Gina Gershon, and, oddly, Air America Radio‘s own Sam Seder. (Sam, Sam, Sam. Well, I guess you and Ben are having some good talks about John Kerry.)
    But if these names—and BEN AFFLECK—aren’t enough to pump you up for this film, maybe its writer, director, and co-star will: Mike Binder!
    You know, he of the sub-sub-sub-Woody Allen knock-offs The Sex Monster and Londinium (straight to cable and straight to your funny bone!), and HBO‘s second funniest show (after Arli$$, natch) The Mind of the Married Man! (Why only one season, HBO? Now we’ll never know if Binder’s character Micky Barnes ever followed through on that apt metaphor for the entire show and got that full-release massage or not.)
    I for one cannot wait to see the one-two comedy punch of Binder and Affleck. Oh, and did I mention that it also stars the coolest teacher at “Manhattan High School,” Howard Hesseman? Well it does!
    Truly, this will be a Man in full!

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    Sure, The Red Sox Won. But Can Jimmy Fallon Break the SNL Movie Career Curse?

    Roger “I Don’t Just Flack for Harvey” Friedman reports:

    “[Y]es, that was Fallon caught live on Fox extravagantly kissing a blonde who looked a lot like Drew Barrymore on the field right after the Red Sox won the World Series…The reason for their appearance: Jimmy and Drew are filming a new movie called ‘Fever Pitch‘ about an obsessed Red Sox fan and the girl he loves.”

    Directed by the Farrelly brothers from a script adapted by Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel. Heart, prepare to be warmed!

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    The Scariest Part Is the Con-Ed Bill

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    “Candy? We spent all our money on lights. Lights are like candy for your eyes.”
    Related: “…sweet crude oil down $2.71 a barrel to $52.46.” Mmmm…. Sweet crude oil.