The lies will out…
At least six real-life crimes have been solved by actors from CSI.
There are four yoga poses that cause instant death: powerful members of the yoga community will not release the names of which ones.
If left in a bottle of Snapple overnight, a penny will completely dissolve.
In 1973, General Motors patented an engine that runs on ground up kittens: The ASPCA has prevented them from ever releasing it.
3 out of 4 Canadians are criminally insane.
Earlier: Lies, Falsehoods, and Total Fabrications, vol. 1
Category: Shallow
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Fan, Meet Shit
TIME, Nov. 1, 2004… The Day After, 1983
Related: Anyone else out there get sent home with a note from your elementary school principal warning your parents not to let kids watch The Day After when it aired on TV?
Did you use this picture of the Olsen twins’ Saturday Night Live parody of The Swan:
a) To be funny?
b) To piss off your corporate sister network?
c) Totally and completely by mistake?
d) All of the above.
e) None of the above.
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Is Ashlee Wired?
SNL Moderator Jude Law introduces the second address from Ashlee [sic] Simpson.
Fun pose has been struck, appealing to “security moms” and suggesting Ashlee’s [sic] opening statement is about to begin.
Pre-recorded vocal track neglects to kick in, sending Ashlee [sic] into a series of uncomfortable smirks and horrifying dance moves.
As Ashlee [sic] leaves the stage a bulge is clearly visible from the rear. Could this be the result of a puckering in her Lucky Brand jeans, a wireless mic, or an especially large mole?
Marshall stacks and audio cables are evident. Ashlee’s [sic] shadowy backers attempt to maintain the facade that they are playing live.
Previous thoughts on Ashlee Simpson.
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Dubya the Dread
What happened to you, Christopher? You used to be cool.
Why I’m (Slightly) for Bush, by Christopher Hitchens, The Nation, Oct. 21, 2004.
Related: Well, Comrade Hitchens has endorsed worse.
[via Jimmy “Dyno-mite! Wolcott]
Foxnews.com>O’Reilly Factor
The Weekly Standard
The National Review>The Corner
ABCNews>The Note
Chemistry Store>Loofahs
Peabody Award>Definition
Lucy Liu Pictures high resolution
Boycottliberalism.com>Top Ten Liberal Lies
Funny Stuff>Racist Jokes
The Minor Fall, The Major Lift
Famous Idiot>Alec Baldwin
Barbrastreisand.com
AlFrankenWeb.com>Fox vs. Franken Transcript
Amazon.com>Books>The New Sensual Massage
Dictionary>Bloviate
Opinionjournal.com
Amazon.com>Books>Those Who Trespass
Spectator.net>Chasing the Dream Girls of Bangkok
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Best. Google. Search String. Ever.
Ann+Coulter+Creampie
My favorite part is the little survey NBC41.com saw fit to include: Should these men have been arrested?
No, it was just pie.
Yes, they attacked her.
Survey said?! No, they should be beatified.
[via Gawker]
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Well, That’s Like 40 Votes Right There
The Polyphonic Spree endorse Bush/Cheney.
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Unintended Irony Alert
From imdb’s Movie & TV News:
Ricky Martin Blasts Child Sex Tourism
Martin says, “This is slavery and this is the year 2004 and we are still dealing with it. There is a lot of denial. I want to see abolition of this slavery. I need to see the world step out of denial and see this happening here.”
From Kidzworld.com’s Ricky Martin Bio Page:
Ricky Martin’s first real glimpse of the spotlight came when he landed a spot in the teen Latin pop group Menudo. Ricky Martin tried out when he was 10, but didn’t make the group ’til he was 12 cuz they thought he was too young. Ricky Martin spent five years with the band and left in 1989, feeling burnt out and wanting a change.