February 6, 2005
Things About Which I Am Newly Excited

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Ford Mustang convertible
Diet Pepsi (and P. Diddy and Carson Daly and Wilmer Valderrama)
Bubblicious
Olympus M:Rope
Ameriquest Mortgage
FedEx Kinko’s (and Burt Reynolds)
Bud Light (and Cedric the Entertainer )
Volvo (and Virgin Galactic and Richard Branson)
Diet Pepsi (and Cindy Crawford and Carson Kressley)
Godaddy.com (and enormous breasts)
The Longest Yard
Bud Light
The Longest Yard
McDonald’s (and Abraham Lincoln)
The Simpsons
Visa Check Card (and Marvel Comics)
Ameriquest Mortgage
Quizno’s (and Baby Bob)
Ameriquest Mortgage
MBNA (and Gladys Knight and John Travolta)
24 (and nuclear disaster)
American Idol

Bud
Lay’s Classic (and MC Hammer)
Subway
Budweiser
Diet Pepsi
Careerbuilder.com
Pepsi (and iTunes)
Be Cool
Degree for men
Pepsi (and iTunes and Gwen Stefani and Eve)
Cadillac
Ameriquest
Batman Begins
Careerbuilder.com
Taco Bell’s Chicken Enchiladas
Bud Light
American Idol
Ameriquest
Batman Begins
Silestone
Michelob Amber Boch
United Way
Nascar
Visa
Nascar
Heinekin (and Brad Pitt)
Toyota Camry
Dunkin’ Donuts
Visa
Visa
The O.C.
House
NFL Network
Ameriquest
Direct TV
American Airlines
Nissan Maxima
Ford Mustang convertible
Ford Mustang convertible
Olumpus m:rope
Robots
The NFL (and Don Cheadle)
Anheuser-Busch (and war)
Napster
Staples
Ameriquest Mortgage
CareerBuilder.com
Budweiser
War of the Worlds
Cialis
Napster
Verizon
War of the Worlds
Honda
Honda
Verizon (and Billy Bush and Shaq and Christina Aguilera and Kid Rock)
The Shield
Toyota Camry
Miller Lite
Toyota Prius
House
American Idol
Sahara
Diet Pepsi (and P. Diddy and Carson Daley)

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