August 3, 2004
Young Men of Respect

First off, let me start by saying that I mean no disrespect by this post. I hope that the young Gotti boys—"The Hotti Gottis," as their website calls them—understand that this is a joke and don't get too upset. I watched your mom's show last night and thought it was great: like The Osbournes, but with fewer dogs and no satanic home decor. But you fellas reminded me of some brothers from another mother, and I just wanted to point it out.

John (school V.P., honor roll)... and Joseph (Gimme A Break, Blossom

Frank (honor roll, seventh in his class)... and Andrew (Jack Frost, Oliver Beene)

Carmine (honor roll)... and Matthew (Mrs. Doubtfire, The Hot Chick)

Whoa! I don't know whose wallpaper I should download, the Gottis' or the Lawrences'.

Posted in a Shallow fashion.

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