August 5, 2004
Someone Got a New Publicist

Mickey Dolenz: Where is he not now?

"MICKEY [(page) sic.] Dolenz, the ex-Monkee now starring in 'Aida,' celebrating at Un Deux Trois with co-author Mark Bego on the second printing of 'I'm a Believer: My Life of Monkees, Music, and Madness.'"

Page Six, 4/5/04

"I told ex-Monkee MICKY DOLENZ that just coming to Brooklyn was scary enough for meand I'm from there. 'They don't even have to show the movie,' he said, nicely going along with the joke..."

–Michael Musto, La Dolce Musto, 4/3/04

Have you heard this much about this guy in the last three decades? Frankly, we'd rather hear more about his once and still hot daughter, Ami, because she's out of control.

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