January 21, 2004
Psychotic Break

stossel.jpgLike the late great Nell Carter before him, ABC News's mustachioed muckraker John Stossel wants us to Give ['im] a break!

His new book, available at your local airport newsstand, right next to Bill O'Reilly's Horton Hears a Who's Looking Out For You, is modestly entitled Give Me a Break : How I Exposed Hucksters, Cheats, and Scam Artists and Became the Scourge of the Liberal Media....

Lifting a page from Spike Lee and Ralph Wiley's By Any Means Necessary: The Trials and Tribulations of the Making of Malcolm X..., Stossel's elliptical title continues inside of the book: "With a Million Motherfuckers Against Me."

Since Stossel "hate[s] waiting around time" ("Please do not make me wait unnecessarily") here's my super-speedy impression of the book: crap.

Posted in a Shallow fashion.

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