January 28, 2004
Insert your own Public Enemy Title Here

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"The story, so far, of the Democratic primary is: Don't believe the hype."
—John Podhoretz, The Media Lose, The New York Post, Jan. 28, 2004

"Here's a letter to the New York Post
The worst piece of paper on the east coast
Matter of fact the whole state's forty cents
in New York City fifty cents elsewhere
It makes no goddamn sense at all
America's oldest continuously published daily piece of bullshit
[...]
Here's a letter to the New York Post
Ain't worth the paper it's printed on
Founded in 1801 by Alexander Hamilton
That is 190 years continuous of fucked up news"
—Public Enemy, "A Letter to the New York Post

Sidebar: I left out the headline, because I couldn't decide between the following:
John Podhoretz: House of the Rising Son
John Podhoretz: Sophisticated Bitch
John Podhoretz: You're Gonna Get Yours
John Podhoretz: Lost at Birth
John Podhoretz: Godd Complexx
John Podhoretz: Public Enemy no. 1

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