December 30, 2003
A Foolish Consistency is the Hobgoblin of Little Magazines

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"Men are bad at [threesomes] because they’re too macho to deal."— Vice Magazine, vol. 10, no. 11, page 84.

"You know what I’d like the Nature Channel to do a special on? The extinction of machismo. It seems like my whole fucking generation is a bunch of faggots and it bums me out. And I’m not even talking about the 'Chuck and Buck, suck and fuck,' take-it-in-the-ass type of faggot. Through therapy and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy I’ve learned to tolerate those dudes. My problem is the fashion-victim art fags in the clever hats and too-tight T-shirts and corduroys that think because they dress like a pansy and paint or take out-of-focus photographs they are beyond getting their teeth knocked down their throat."— ibid., page 95.

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