From Our Home Office in Hacksville, Long Island: Top Ten Daily Show with Jon Stewart On-Air Graphics About the Resignation of Scott McClellan

10. Scott'ched
9. McClellan/Departney
8. Don't Look Flack
7. Too Meek's Notice
6. Mild and Out
5. Something, Something, Jewish Joke Here TK
4. Spun Out
3. F'd Scott
2. Scott Bye-O!
1. Best Week Ever

Carnac Says: "You will do a segment about Hu Jintao's dinner with Bill Gates using the headline Guess Hu's Coming to Dinner. Myaaaaw... May your jokes be ghosted by Andy Borowitz!"

Old Issue

We Hear... Bill Clinton Can't Resist a Camera

We’ve received these pictures before and sort of ignored them. But they showed up today, and have newfound relevantacity. If the emailer from a right wing-aligned media organization close to the story is to be believed—and frankly, there’s no particular reason to believe it, but why not?—that’s Clinton, with his arm around pretty much everyone he meets. Insert your own politically-motivated, disgraced journalist-coddling jokes here.

Happy Huh? Day

It's Thursday? What happened? I thought it was Wednesday.

Sesame Seeds: Because Lifestyle Begins At Conception

From Sesame Workshop and Experts from Less Than Zero: Sesame Seeds, a fun, new way to give your fetus the ultimate head start.

Related: Sesame Street Videos Spark Controversy, by David Crary, Associated Press, April 4, 2006.